I Just Feel So Confused

Okay, first off, can someone explain to me what happened on Oprah yesterday. I know I'm trying to rush 1 hour of show into 30 mins while reading mail but did they actually call someone an E bra size whose bra did not, I repeat DID NOT look like a E bra. Have you even seen an E bra? Me neither. I have seen a D bra and it's HUGE. It's like weekender luggage huge and you know I very well may be out of my mind thinking I'm a C and need to break down and buy a luggage bra for my over-amples but where did that mini E bra come from? No one has an E and if that little girl went to try on an E she'd get looks. I missed the beginning and I don't know where those bras came from but I don't get it, I really don't.

I've never felt more confused about ovulation. I used to get it, it's in the middle of you cycle. I didn't count anything last month and when my period came late I got a huge Grinch Who Stole Christmas smile knowing I was going to ovulate over the honeymoon. And according to plug your date sites I did ovulate on the honeymoon. Now I've got basal temperature readings and underwear monitoring and I'm totally dumbfounded. I should be close to ovulation but nothing else is reading properly. I suppose it would be helpful to know how long my cycle is supposed to be. I just feel so lost about it. It was so much easier before.

I've also been really bad about eating and keep saying I'll make a good go of it tomorrow and then I ruin tomorrow too. I think I just have to start midday right when I know this needs to stop, I'm completely out of control, and not wait until morning. The whole morning thing isn't helping. It sounds like a good plan really it does, but it's just a lie.